This is mostly Homestuck.
you've been warned.
If you call yourself a straight man and you won’t suck dick, you are garbage.
Heterosexuality is defined by the Merriam-Webster dictionary as:
a : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward the opposite sex
b : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between individuals of opposite sex
And to expand on that it defines sex as:
1 : either of the two major forms of individuals that occur in many species and that are distinguished respectively as female or male especially on the basis of their reproductive organs and structures
2 : the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioral characteristics of organisms that are involved in reproduction marked by the union of gametes and that distinguish males and females
To conclude, “sex” is determined by reproductive organs, the definition of heterosexuality bases its definition upon “sex” stating it is the attraction or intercourse of the opposite “sex”.
A heterosexual man would not have to suck a dick to be a heterosexual.
So let me tell you a thing.
There is this thing called Newtons First law aka the law of inertia.
This basically states that an object that is at rest will stay at rest and an object that is in motion will stay in motion.
Another thing you need to know is that an object is a single entity, there can be an object inside of another object which will feel the forces applied to the outer object, e.g. you’re on a bus and all of the seats are taken so you have to stand and use the rail, when the bus starts to move you feel like you’re moving backwards and when it stops it’s like you’re moving forwards.
These are due to inertia I’ll also add that the greater the mass the more total force at the same acceleration vs a lesser mass.
So basically what I’m getting at here is that people who bump in to you on the train or bus when it starts or slows isn’t necessarily their fault, sure they can be rude about it but keep in mind it wasn’t their intention.
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.